“The Earth just recorded its shortest day since atomic clocks began.”
Author: Billy Mann
Diary: July 2022. Uncut
“My wife was struggling to find the words ‘magic wand’ and instead came up with ‘abracadabra stick’.”
Diary: June 2022. Uncut
“The Platinum Jubilee flypast for the Queen was impressive but slightly muted.”
Diary: May 2022. Uncut
“Twice on one bus journey the driver ejected people whose payment method failed.”
Diary: April 2022. Uncut.
“Congratulations to anyone who could figure out the logic of the draw for the 2022 World Cup in Qatar.”
Diary: March 2022. Uncut.
“Kat tells me she hasn't been bullied or persecuted for being Russian, which is good news.”
Diary: February 2022. Uncut.
“0n Junior Bake-Off the 10-year-old child's behaviour and attitude remind me too much of our prime minister.”
Diary: January 2022. Uncut
“Outside has been another place for the past two weeks. Staying indoors just seemed like the safest thing to do.”
Diary: December 2021. Uncut
“Togetherness in Otherness, that’s a catchphrase”
Diary: November 2021. Uncut
"At Stitch & Bitch, one new member didn’t know how to thread a needle"

