"When she's pleased, Lily's body language is entirely different..."
Category: Diary
Diary: November 2022 . Uncut
“Vera’s pet terrapin Ben is recovering nicely. “
Diary: October 2022. Uncut
“She was horrified by what she saw next...”
Diary: September 2022. Uncut
“Lost .2kg in one day. Or so say the scales in the gym.”
Diary: August 2022. Uncut
“The Earth just recorded its shortest day since atomic clocks began.”
Diary: July 2022. Uncut
“My wife was struggling to find the words ‘magic wand’ and instead came up with ‘abracadabra stick’.”
Diary: June 2022. Uncut
“The Platinum Jubilee flypast for the Queen was impressive but slightly muted.”
Diary: May 2022. Uncut
“Twice on one bus journey the driver ejected people whose payment method failed.”
Diary: March 2022. Uncut.
“Kat tells me she hasn't been bullied or persecuted for being Russian, which is good news.”
Diary: February 2022. Uncut.
“0n Junior Bake-Off the 10-year-old child's behaviour and attitude remind me too much of our prime minister.”