There’s a fast-food outlet in New Cross Gate called Gateway Chicken

It just started raining space debris

Still struggling with French pronouns.

'Even people in wheelchairs had a fight on to see a painting.'

'Jaq and Lynne have bought a Bongo (the Mazda motorhome, not the antelope or the drum).'

Is Rishi going soft on Brexit?

Marxism is being rebranded as "degrowth communism"

“One of our friends recently described me as a ‘cultural disruptor’”

"One of the contestants on Pointless said their name was Alexa..."

"When she's pleased, Lily's body language is entirely different..."