There’s a fast-food outlet in New Cross Gate called Gateway Chicken
Diary: August 2023. Uncut
It just started raining space debris
Diary: July 2023. Uncut
Still struggling with French pronouns.
Diary: June 2023. Uncut
'Even people in wheelchairs had a fight on to see a painting.'
Diary: May 2023. Uncut
'Jaq and Lynne have bought a Bongo (the Mazda motorhome, not the antelope or the drum).'
Diary: April 2023. Uncut
Is Rishi going soft on Brexit?
Diary: March 2023. Uncut
Marxism is being rebranded as "degrowth communism"
Diary: February 2023. Uncut
“One of our friends recently described me as a ‘cultural disruptor’”
Diary: January 2023. Uncut
"One of the contestants on Pointless said their name was Alexa..."
Diary: December 2022. Uncut
"When she's pleased, Lily's body language is entirely different..."