“I have a 1pm haircut appointment tomorrow with my wife.”

SUNDAY 1 Shirley took us on a day out to Brighton in her new-fangled electric car so we could collect some belongings from the Brighton apartment to bring back to London. We lunched in The Regency after a seafront stroll and spotted the comedian Mark Steel doing likewise. In Brighton with Shirley Mark Steel at … Continue reading Diary: October 2023. Uncut

There’s a fast-food outlet in New Cross Gate called Gateway Chicken

It just started raining space debris

Still struggling with French pronouns.

'Even people in wheelchairs had a fight on to see a painting.'

'Jaq and Lynne have bought a Bongo (the Mazda motorhome, not the antelope or the drum).'

Is Rishi going soft on Brexit?

Marxism is being rebranded as "degrowth communism"

“One of our friends recently described me as a ‘cultural disruptor’”