‘Nigel Farage is top of the shopping list of people we want clipped’ FRIDAY 1 The Knowledge identifies a new type of class elite – the Bopea – who are described as bohemian peasants, which sounds quaint. Among their approved hobbies are rewilding, keeping chickens and cold-water swimming; no-nos include processed food, supercars and “bread … Continue reading Diary: December 2023. Uncut

“I have a 1pm haircut appointment tomorrow with my wife.”

SUNDAY 1 Shirley took us on a day out to Brighton in her new-fangled electric car so we could collect some belongings from the Brighton apartment to bring back to London. We lunched in The Regency after a seafront stroll and spotted the comedian Mark Steel doing likewise. In Brighton with Shirley Mark Steel at … Continue reading Diary: October 2023. Uncut

There’s a fast-food outlet in New Cross Gate called Gateway Chicken

It just started raining space debris

Still struggling with French pronouns.

'Even people in wheelchairs had a fight on to see a painting.'

'Jaq and Lynne have bought a Bongo (the Mazda motorhome, not the antelope or the drum).'

Is Rishi going soft on Brexit?

Marxism is being rebranded as "degrowth communism"