“Congratulations to anyone who could figure out the logic of the draw for the 2022 World Cup in Qatar.”
Tag: observation
Diary: March 2022. Uncut.
“Kat tells me she hasn't been bullied or persecuted for being Russian, which is good news.”
Diary: February 2022. Uncut.
“0n Junior Bake-Off the 10-year-old child's behaviour and attitude remind me too much of our prime minister.”
Diary: January 2022. Uncut
“Outside has been another place for the past two weeks. Staying indoors just seemed like the safest thing to do.”
Scrapbook 2018
Includes the death of an old friend, a Liverpudlian schoolboy who wants to be a spy, and our 30th anniversary in Brussels.
Scrapbook 2017
Includes an experiment in Trust, a trip to Portugal and a futile attempt to see the upside.
Scrapbook 2016
Includes a trip to Malta, a tribute to the UK's National Health Service and stuff about Brexit.
Scrapbook 2015
Includes a lot of sarcasm and dark humour, a review of a film that made me cry and a micro story about a boy with an imaginary Dad.
Scrapbook 2014
Includes an imaginary showstopper on The Great British Bakeoff, the charms of fictional Venetian detective Guido Brunetti and paintings inspired by Google Maps.




